A Belated Celebration

Well it's been a week now and no one else has said it, so I'd just like to be the first to say,

Congratulations to Swine-variant H1N1 on hitting the big leagues!
It's officially a pandemic!

Swine-flu has also received the auspicious honour of getting Afghanistan's only pig locked up. It's only the start though - swine-flu only has 163 on the board so far, paltry in comparison to some of the all time greats of the Pandemic World Series - legends like The Spaniard, The Yellow Menace, Jackie Chan and of course Jew Hunter. We should also note some other living record-holders in the pandemic championships, like Love Machine and The Shit Monster.

H1N1 has a long way to go, but a big round of applause for getting this far - here's hoping we have a new future champion on out hands!